Chuck Norris – AKA “The Boss”

Chuck Norris

After living his first two years of life under the sun of Los Angeles, this Boston Terrier traded in his sunglasses for an umbrella and made his way north to Seattle. Initially missing the glitz and glamour that only a place like Hollywood can provide, Chuck Norris took advantage of the opportunity to play an integral role in the founding of ImagiBrand by answering a simple listing on Craigslist. He is now the heart and soul of the company, using his charm and artful skills at begging to woo new clients.

There is no denying the fact that Chuck Norris runs everything in the office. While we all have our little idiosyncrasies, he displays more than the average boss. Chuck Norris has a strong aversion for office equipment or supplies that make any type of noise. Unless you want him to completely flip out and start shredding any paper in plain sight, all staff must abstain from using the following:

  • Staplers
  • Tape dispensers
  • Printers
  • Fax machines
  • Photocopiers
  • Scanners
  • Telephones
  • Doorbells

Other than these fleeting moments of rage, Chuck Norris is a complete joy to work for. He insists on a fun and playful work environment and is always open to going home early. Outside of the office, Chuck Norris lives a pretty ordinary life. He loves to chase balls, cats and squirrels.